ITEM! Real Butter at the Nugget Diner!

In a promising development at the Nugget Diner, today's waffle was served with real butter!

The waffle was the only breakfast food on today's trip to the Nugget Diner. I overcame the siren song of the breakfast burrito and ventured instead into the strange world of Lunch. Little did I expect what would arrive with that waffle.

A Tale of Two Potatoes: Hash Browns vs. Home Fries

They are the best of potatoes, they are the slightly less good but still not the worst of potatoes, they are the eternal question before breakfast orderers nationwide, they are cold and undercooked, they are blackened and overdone, they are swimming in fake grease, they are flavorful with genuine butter - in short, these potatoes are so alike and so different that in the noisiest of diners servers insist on patrons deciding, for good or for evil, whether they would like hash browns or home fries with that.

Let us explore the world of these two breakfast potato choices...

Places where you can find breakfast in Carson

...and some places where you can't. Now, when I say "breakfast," I mean breakfast foods. This includes breakfast sandwiches and the like, meaning that convenience stores are lumped in as "places." You might take issue with this, insisting that nothing purchased at a gas station convenience store is really even food. I see your point. But in the awesome and diverse realm of greasy breakfast foods, there can be no such discrimination. If it sells a premade, hot breakfast sandwich, it clears the bar for designation as a place where you can find breakfast.

So why even include convenience stores, when they all sell breakfast sandwiches anyway? Ah, but they don't! For example, you might think that every 7-11 offers breakfast sandwiches. You would be wrong. Someday, you will thank me for telling you this.

Had you not known, that day would have gone like this:

Hollandaise Horror: Inundated Eggs Benedict

Benedict Arnold

No discussion of eggs Benedict is proper without some kind of subtle reference to Benedict Arnold. Contrary to popular belief, Benedict Arnold did not invent eggs Benedict. Rather, he invented Hollandaise sauce and the chicken.

Which brings us to today.

I've had eggs Benedict at three diners in Carson: the Nugget Diner, Mom & Pop's 3^rd and Carson Diner, and The Grille at Gold Dust West casino. (Technically, at The Grille I had "Gold Dust Benedict.") When you're in Carson and in the mood for a pretentious-sounding breakfast, where should you go?

Nugget Diner: Bacon for vegetarians.

Another trip to the Nugget Diner! I like to get an early start on weekends, so at 2:01 PM on Saturday I plodded into the Nugget Diner for breakfast. The diner was moderately full, about average for a midday Saturday. I got seated right away, then the waitress came over and said something to the effect of "I have to go get a shake started" and walked off. She eventually came back and took my order. I didn't ask about the shake and she didn't mention it again. I guess it worked out OK for her.

When I first visited the Nugget Diner, it was the veggie omelet that brought me there. I guess if you're some kind of vegetarian who only eats chickens before they hatch, this is the omelet you would get. Having tried the quasi-vegetarian way many times, today I ordered it again . . .      but with bacon.

Diner Review: Garden Cafe (a.k.a. "Nugget Diner")

Officially, this restaurant is known as the Garden Cafe. At least that's what it says on the menus. People generally refer to it, however, with the more accurate and descriptive name of "Nugget Diner." I like this name more, so that's what I'm calling it.

Oh, and if you're not from around here... it's called the Nugget Diner because the restaurant is in the Carson City Nugget casino.